yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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