Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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