i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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