:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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