Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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