YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want her autograph on my taint
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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