Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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