How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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