Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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