using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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