i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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