"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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