I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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