he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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