hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I want to fling myself into the sun
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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