Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Randomize
