Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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