Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Operation Purity has been aborted
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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