does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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