hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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