He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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