Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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