I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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