how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How does one acquire holy water?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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