Someone shit on the floor
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
