Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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