is your mom at the bar?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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