just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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