I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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