She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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