...so i touched it.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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