She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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