maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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