ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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