I'm lost and stupid without you.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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