I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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