He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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