i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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