Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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