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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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