if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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