IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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