my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
