Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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