Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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