Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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