Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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