I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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