Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I FOUND THE LEGS
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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