no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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