one two three fourrrrnication!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have fence marks all over my body
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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