its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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