SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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