he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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